jus another bimbotic night
Sunday, July 15, 2007 |
once again another bimbotic outin which was last min
and once again runnie was late
and once again we've plan to bowl but somehow didnt
and once again i brought socks for nothin
ahhh cant get enough of them
u knw i keep gettin this prob
no matter how much i curl my lashes
they jus go back normal after 1 hour or less
my mascara always smudges
n i'll always look like a panda
...fur nt included
girls tips pls
we took e train to dhoulby gaut
then decided pasir ris
was tooooooooo far
so took e train to city hall
wanted to go china town
so we took e escalator up
but then decided to go bugis
so we took e escalator down
luv bugis
it contains everythin i love and hate
hate e pple there love e shops there
walked to marina square frm there
followed by a walk to raffles city
n then a train back to dhoulby gaut
jus to walk along orchard again
n then we jus walked all
e way to great world city
i was practicallly kissin my bed
when i reached home
met marcus along e way
he jus called to hang out wit me
cuz he was bored
....WHY...WHY ME ?
he was obviously tryin to run away frm me
when he found out i was wit my frenz
but runnie wanted to meet him
jus cause he's tall
i hav a fetish for packs
sean has also a fetish for packs
runnie has fetish for anythin
tat is tall,clean shaven and chubby
amen
throughout e day
runnie was stalkin every guy
who was tall
freaky......
its like hey a tall guy
and he speeds off wrigglin after e guy
"sean and his pelvis"
u knw when i walk i tend to
swing my arms and possibly legs
so i always kinda hit sean's balls
but i dun feel anythin though
...maybe cuz he dont hav any.......
oooooooooooooooooo
so e whole day
whenever i'm nex to sean he would like say
hands away frm the pelvis
hands away frm the pelvis
watch the pelvis
watch the pelvis
or
PELVIS
me and arun figured sean was born weirdcuz he came out frm e wrong side of e womb
arun thought he came out legs 1st
i thk its more like he came out side-ways
ouch
but most likely
he jus came out like a canon ball
doctor : ok 1 2 3 push
[half a sec later]
zoooom
out comes sean
doctor : GOAL
freakin hilarious
n they find it hilarious too when i was almost banged by a car
thanx guys
n thanx runnie for piggybaggin me twice
e first time i fell on my ass
....its e first time i dun feel weird bout bein on top...
ok tat sounded wrong
but girls
dun u feel e same way
while u're on their back
u can feel their butts movin left right left right
maybe cuz runn has no ass
ok e main reason why i blog this post
is bout marcus
mmm hmm
its e same everywhere
pple are askin me why
i'm not goin after him
they're sayin
he's ok lookin
he's supposedly rich
he's funny
n they all say e exact same sentence
its freaky
n they say he's got e hots for me
cuz everytime he looks at me
its like he wanna devour me
[accordin to them]
yea right
e only guys i attract...if i do
are wierdo
look at my ex'es n u can see tat
its like this
distance between me n a weirdo
[]............[]
distance between me and a normal guy
[].................................................[]
distance between me and a hot guy
[].....................................................................................................+++
its a fact
more ever a guy who says
i'm fat n sometimes dun say hi
would never like me
n i will never like him
my type is
a guy hu wont make me bored
[i'm easily bored i admit]
he is most likely e normal type
like
common character
...jus normal la
i prefer unique
nyways
marcus hang out wit us
frm P.S til great world city
kinda fun along e way
but he jus suddenly disappered
n when i called him he said he was on e way home
tat is so not classy
not cool
i was kinda ticked off btw
so nyways
me n runnie made a bet
if he could make marcus tell him
his true feelings for me [like or dunlike]
in a week
i'll hav to buy him one pair of boxer shorts
but if he fails he owes me
one pair of boxer shorts
muahahahaa
i'm so gonna win
cuz i figured common guys like him
aint like us....we trust anyone..tat kinda thing
anyways runnie
did a pathetic thing
in order to win
he told a lie
he told marcus tat i like him
....................
stoned.....
i'm like how e hell am i gonna see him in sch now
its so weird
omg
n wat if he tells other pple
omg
omg
omfg
period
this is so embarrasin
[hyperventilatin in e toilet]