Reminiscing

hurry up

Saturday, March 29, 2008 | 0 comments

damn life is jus dull
am still hurtin in e foot
cuz was like walkin everywhere in heels
[gt lost again in CCK...go figure]
took e wrong LRT
so was stuck in ten mile junction [it stinks btw]
crossed e overheadbridge twice
couldnt find e freakin bus stop
so cross it again
gt so fed up
i jus walked barefooted
IT JUS HURTS OK....
haiz...
its hard bein a gurl

maybe i shd do ballet classes...hmmm
I WAN A PURPLE TU-TU YAYYYYYYYYYYY

i need cash badly
really badly...

luv her bod
she's hot...

lovin each day more
cuz u're inside of it
u make each day easier to get through
cuz u're always beside me

i fell in luv wit the dj

Saturday, March 29, 2008 | 0 comments

ook i'm sorry i didnt update
for a whole week
cuz my comms spoiled
...again...
urgh someone giv me a laptop !!!

was like online
n dis pretty green lines started appearin on e screen
n i was like ..ooooo preeeeetty !!
then e screen turned black
........................
.....damn it.....

was a fucked up week
had e vaginal infection thing again

note : guys pls do not read furthur ,
unless u're really curious or '
u suffer frm contagious pervertivness
due to excessive incontrollable horny hormones

ok i had dis infection
in jan
n now it relapsed again
it jus hurtz when i pee
n lately there's like blood wit it
freakin horrifying man...

so went to e doctors
n i jus hav to wonder
WHY ARE ALL DOCTORS GAY N MARRIED ????
its bloody disgustin lah
if u guys see me around
i'll react how they talked to me in e clinic
i swear to u its bloody hilarious...n traumatisin

doc : it might be a serious infection so
do u want to take e test ?
me : em ok
doc : its $51
so u wan to take e test ?
me : em its ok nex time then
doc : u sure u dun wan to take e test ?
[aft 3 min]
doc : u sure u dun wan the test ?
[be4 i left]
doc : u sure u dun wan take the test ?

he was like a freakin broken record
i swear i wanted
to inject him wit detergent
in the butt
uurgh...

...n guess wat.....
my condition gt worse aft seeing him....god....

so went back again on tue
it was a diff doc [thank u LORD]
but had another injection
3X e amt as last time
n it was in e butt
was screamin like a horse
it hurts like hell
the doc was real amused [maybe cuz i was biting e pillow too hard]

i feel so traumatised now
i'm havin dis kind of probs
even without sex
i feel like
i dun wanna hav sex EVER in my whole entire life
I WANNA BE ABSTINENT !!!!!
can imagine in future
i'll be forcin my partner
to sign an agreement
like this :

dear beloved partner
pls agree to this be4 intercourse

i will go for all std / blood / aids / diabetes / brain / heart tests be4 intercourse
i will bikini wax before intercourse
i will always wear a condom with lubricants n antiseptics n anti-infectious killing diseases lotion

signed _________________ [thumbprint preferred....]
thank u n hav a nice hump...

omg....
i'll be more afraid if he actually agrees to tat
haiz
i wanna be 18.....

pressure

Saturday, March 22, 2008 | 0 comments

things i wanna do be4 i turn 18

sneak into indochine on thurs night n drown in e live band music all night long

hang out at e zoo n ride e elephant [wanna do tat while i'm still a kid]

sit on those 20 cents kiddy rides for 3 rounds

ride the s'pore flyer

do underage drinkin again YAY

eat an ice ball

run around e campfire [maybe OBS ???]

dreamin of a dream so distant

Saturday, March 22, 2008 | 0 comments

been stayin home alot these days

aint my fault

I"M BROKE MAN

haiz...

was huntin for money

looked under my bed

looked inside my socks

looked beneath e rug

looked inside my hamster's cage

n i found 50 cents

YAY

dunno y i tend to leave cash around

last time i found my 2 bucks

inside an empty detergent bottle

holy crap

wth...

eva since comin back frm KL

life's still e same

2 tests on mon

n i still cant be bothered

[tats y i'm bloggin yay]

haiz

was thkin bout my lifespan

when my dad turned on e karaoke

n started singin

hokkien songs wit bikini

babes on e screen

...fuck...

hammie came out

wriggled his nose

n ran back into e house

yea i agree wit u sweetie

go away run for the hills

...

its jus so boring

maybe i shd join a cca

or get a job

or maybe quit sch

n become a wakiki waitress

in sentosa

...

oh god

i need my life back

shawty is a killa

Friday, March 21, 2008 | 0 comments

watched step up 2
n it was gorgeous
i love the steps
i love e attitude
i love e music
jus love love loveeeeeeeee it bitch
haha
endin was pretty lame
but aint all movies ?
haha
gonna buy e dvd yoh
aft e movie we jus wanted to hit e clubs haha
was slackin at SMU
be4 tat
was jus lying on e floor
doin confessions haha

me
runie
sean
marcus
all gt it down at cathay haha

oh god jus wanna clubb

was at sweetie's house jus now
poor baby was sick
down wit fever n sore throat
haiz
see wat studyin does to u ?
poor baby
get well soon k
love u babe
...

sch is jus gettin duller n duller
jus feel like givin up sometimes

hehe
i wanna learn e butt jigglin thing
she did in step up
its so cool man

its jus emotions takin over me

Friday, March 21, 2008 | 0 comments

he said : is there anythin in ur head

i said : there's nothin worth askin tonight

he said : is there anythin in your heart

i said : it has always been only u

he said : you're mine

i said : how do u knw ?

he said : cuz i love u n only u

i said : forever ?

he said : as long as u're beside me

i said : i'll never lose you again...

[ thurs , 21 march , 8.40 pm ]

bleeding love

Wednesday, March 19, 2008 | 0 comments

i luv his smiles

cuz they always brightened up my day

i luv his huggs

cuz they bring warmth on a down n gloomy day

i luv his kisses

cuz they made me weak

i luv the way he says my name

cuz it makes me smile

i luv the way he says he loves me

cuz no other words sound as sweet

i luv the way he pats my hair

cuz it makes me feel loved

i luv the way he holds my hand

cuz nothin feels more secure

i luv him

for reasons some i cant explain

i want him

for feelings i jus cant explain

i need him

in situations i cant control

but futhermore
....

i luv my baby jus the way he is
....
.....
......
.......
.........
even though he's nt mine
...........
.............
..............

somethings are better left unsaid
some stuff r better left un-asked
history wont change
pple cant change

i'm used to lying...

i jus dun wanna know....

turnin back on the radio

Tuesday, March 18, 2008 | 0 comments

ooook i luv sch

the smell of disgustin food

the smell of old fat baldin teachers

the smell of pple gettin pregnant

[1st mrs tan then e lit teacher now maybe mdm ong...damn...]

the smell of fresh sheets of homework left untouched

n lastly

lovin e smell of victory

aft skippin classes hohoho

i would kill to see

any teacher runnin aft me

esp MR SIR

i'll pay to see him do crunches

fat old bastard...

was humiliated durin acc todays

got zero for e test hoho

then mr tan ask me to

explain everythin on e board

when he knws darn well i dun knw how

so was sweatin balls up there

uuurgh

then some bitch was sayin

tat i took damn long to do a question

wateva man

no wonder no one likes u...

was kinda shockin

cuz everyone knew bout our kl trip

i mean those nt frm my class

those whom i thk i know but not sure i knw

also knw bout it

hmmmm

....

it was amusin

cuz everyone asked e same questions

in e same sequence somemore

wahahahaha

u two go alone ah ?

go how many days ?

how many room ?

how many bed ?

got naughty naughty a not ?

hahaz e most hilarious

was when jintong told me this :

j.t : eh my friend ask whether i gt chitty chitty bang bang in kl

me : isn't tat a musical ?

j.t : no..i ask wats tat then he say

u got one chick right ?

then u bang loh...

...interestin news frm 07S1

haha

even though i dunno nyone there

.....

kl bonanzaaaaaaaaa

Saturday, March 15, 2008 | 0 comments

things i bought

things he bought

our stuff combined

us at e hotel

ok so am back frm kl

wheeee

was bloody weird at first

cuz everyone chickened out

so it was only e 2 of us goin

seem like some sort

of cheapskate honeymoon to me

brahahaha

bluff my parents

sayin it was

some sch hockey trip

i am so sorry

had to lie

cuz normally

they wont even let me

see e daylight frm malaysia

on my own

so was packin my bag

..em u knw normally parents

will worry bout u forgettin somethin

[like duh]

so was expectin dad to ask whether

i hav my passport n wallat....but...

dad : gt check everythin

me : ya

dad : gt toothbrush ?

me : yes

dad : got underwear ?

me : wat ?

dad : gt bring undergarments , sanitary pad a not ?

wat if suddenly ur menses come then u stuck how ?

i dun knw there cheaper or same price...

...[mental headslap]

so was there for like 4 days 3 nights

it was my 1st time

in KL

so u can imagine

me screamin n hoppin frm

shoppin centre to shoppin centre

honestly

e hotel SUXXXXXXXXXXX

like wtf

we had a SUPERIOR ROOM

n everythin was falling apart

was takin a shower

n then e knob came off

wtf

at least it has a view

THANK GOD

honestly it was scary

bein only 2 pple there

traffic suxxxx

pple cross streets

whether its green yellow or red

whether its a truck , car ,lorry ,elephant or mango

they cross without

givin a shit bout their lives

...

n ohya

nt to be

racist

but everybloody

taxi driver is INDIAN

is great

i mean they speak eng so its a relief

but they bloody hell all

LOOK THE SAME

on e 3rd day

we were at sunway lagoon

we had e same taxi driver as be4

cuz he givs a good price

n he's NIIIIICE hoho

but e prob was

everyone looked like him

wtf

so u can imagine us

lookin into

each n every taxi

like dogs scoutin squirrels

wanted to shout

" DEY WHERE IN MUMBAI IS MY TAXI DRIVER"

but i'll get stoned to death

so ya....

didnt take ny pics

cuz was too busy

shoppin my butts out

i looooooove e shoppin centre

tat has e indooe theme park

didnt ride it

cuz j.t was afraid of heights haha

nex time then

i was scared shitless

cuz u knw u hear stories bout kl all e time

like recently

some guy got his taxi hijacked

n was tied to a rubber tree naked

kinky i knw

but aint a pretty sight

so was like some auntie

huggin my bag in frnt

glarin at pple

givin tat

"i hav mace in e bag dun tempt me to burn ur eyes out"

haha i'm freaky

but there were probs

where pple

couldnt understand us

they all spoke malay

so most of e time

we were like

ya ya ya ya ya

we figured if we jus agree they would be happy hoho

but when payin items

we had to use sign languages

its like being a freakin MIME

jus only tat we're brown

instead of white

....

spent like 1000 rm

he spent bout 800 rm

its e cab fare

they go by prices rather than meter

so a trip to e shoppin centre was like 15 rm

trip to sunway lagoon nback was 70 rm

haiz

i luv s'pore

....

saw this piece of crap

on e way back to s'pore

holy crap someone really drives this

it looks much worst upfront

its like it jus came back frm e junk yard

all good things come to an end

Thursday, March 13, 2008 | 0 comments

back frm kl
and i'm suuuuuuuuuuuuuper shagged
spent like
900 RM shoppin
only had like 2 rm
on e last day [which is today]
it was so bad
i stole food
come on pple
i was hungry god damn it
would u rather
see me kneeling
on e coach's bus
goin
OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
OWWWWWWWWWW
?
oh god
i love singapore

so cold the heart of men

Saturday, March 08, 2008 | 0 comments

ooooooook i knw u guys r pissed

cuz haven been uploadin

braahahaha

sorry life's been hectic

dun wanna list out all e events

it'll be endless toots...

so last fri went to sylvia's

20th b.dae

u go gurl

stay hot n sizzlin 4eva

looooooove her condo

its like a freakin artifact

n its located directly

under e bukit batok mrt

so everyone on e platform

can see u in e swimmin pool

COOL

its paradise for

flashers man

oh ya

love e balloons at e party

so was cryin out screamin

when her dad

started to burst e balloons aft e party

n i was like

NOOOOO GOD LOVES THE CHILDREN

n then he gave me a bunch of them instead

YAY

had a cousins outin on sun

at vivo

watched the eye

wasnt scary at all la

bloody hell haha

was only scared

when kat started screamin

in e cinema

haha

all of them are pro snookers man

look how bloody low e lights is

n they didnt even touch it or break it

like i did previously

god i suck

brandon finally hav bush hair haha

cousins havin fun wit e wigs

i brought for gp project

[pls dun ask why...]

parent teacher meetin on sat roxx

i was scared shitless

cuz i failed everythin

but mdm ong was cool

n my parents wee cool

but i love MR TAN

[poa teacher]

he was like

"marilyn grades hav drop but she's a very hardworkin student"

dad : but she always come home late cuz of projects

[actually its cuz i'm bloggin but he thinks its gp project HOHO]

tan : ok we'll giv e feedback to e principal

dad : n her chem is very bad

TAN : MR TEO i'll be frank wit u

our school chem sux

very low A level passes

so u better get her tution

dun rely on e teachers here

I LOVE MR TAN MAN WHOOOHOOOOO

DIE EILEEN LIM DIE
BRAHAHAHAHAHA
hope they fire tat useless chem teacher

salute to mr tan

bow bow bow

went to max's concert

at NTU last nite

was fabulous

we had performers

like e PROJECT SUPERSTAR

NATANIEL or somethin

his voice made me pee

then we had

S"PORE"S BEST LOCAL BAND

THE BLACK FOREST

they rock my socks

they are hell good

n then we had

e two old farts

DAVID TAN n .....some other dude

those 2 guys

are judges frm

project superstar

n they are

WANG LEE HOM 's backup singers

...

n they r jus...ridiculous

i hav never heard a s'porean sing like them

....

but e stupid thing was

e concert was bloody 4 hours long

me n lina

were like dying in e seats

urgh

bad plannin

one of my bro's performance

he's e shortest one

wit white stripes at e back of his jeans

throughout my 17 yrs wit him

i hav no freakin idea tat he could sing

...n he cant....

so tats it folks

sorry e nex update will be a week ltr

cuz i'll be runnin round KL

frm 10 til 13 march

wit my dear jin tong