i dun knw wat to say honestly
wat started out as a great banging party
and after one person's snaps it jus went down the toilet

[jadice birthday bash]

this was prob e only party i call a party
the others were jus a big tub of bullshit filled wit balloons
its like at normal parties if one person vomits....
the party stops
the place is sealed
and paramedics would be rushin in to check if there's
black mould or some flesh-eating disease

this party wont stop even if a person vomits and dies
it was hell
and i luuurvve it
pple were chuggin and pukin
evryone was dancin
music was hot
e guys were hot
the dj was sweatin and startin to smell way up there

it was suppposed to be a b.dae bash
but it was more like
"yay i jus gt a boob job" party
its true she's a 36 c now
n e theme for e party was clean shaven
MEANS EVERYONE HAD TO SHAVE DOWN THERE
holy crap
i didnt i swear
i dun wanna walk around wit a hairless crotch and get crab infest

n i saw my ex
urgh of all places
n look at him..still e same old cheatin lying bastard of the girl guides club
his fashion sense still sux
hu e hell wears shorts to a club....
god even kelvin e nose-picker
look yummier than him
i dunno why i'm attracted to jerks
maybe cuz e only pple i attract [if i do]are wierdos

we played and drink all night
n i heard frm jie min tat a girl was able to crush a can by using her boobs
so we tried tat
and omg it hurts like an ass
n e can was still in perfect shape
i now worship tat gurl...luv her metal boobs...amen

the thing that stop me frm partyin was alex
he's interested in jadice
n she likes him and he knws
dunno y they're nt together
..kids..
he was squeezin her ass all night long
fine by me her ass is hot
n then he went to kiss n fondle some gurls boob in front of her
wtf was tat
u dun waste a gurl in front of ur date
tats bloody fuckin wrong

and alex if u're readin this
fuck you
fuck you and your acne ass all e way to california
u're a fuckin fuck fucker
u hear me..so fuck u

god i feel better
n jadice
baby i'm so so sorry
u're my baby gurl n has always been there for me
i'm sorry tat it turned out this way
so alex...screw u and ur pencil dick
i bet it has a thousands moles on it anyway