urgh love outings like these...
everything will go wrong if u're out wit a bimbo, a retard and a homo
seanni had free tics to transformers...ooooooooooo
wonder wat he did to get those....holy holy hell....
muahahahaha
nyways mmoi arun and sean were goin

meetin was at 5.30
done makeup and scrubbin by 5.15
god i'm late....for once..YAY..FINALLY
5.20 : msg runn say i'll be late for 5 min
5.22 : ooo forgot my glasses
5.25 : found out my chanel peppers dun match my fat face
5.26 : i'll jus bring it along nyway
5.30 : shit forgot to put perfume
....y do i alwys forget to put scent in my ass ? i'm hopeless
5.45:.....i'm e earliest...

me and runnie can be long lost twins
its like we thk almos alike
like we both think sean looks like a donkey
he said donkey i said ass
we both think y e pple were so stupid
to not kill megatron be4 he started to defrost
n we were both wishin a hot guy will seat nex to us
turns out to be a women who laughs like a man
i'm serious
one time i couldnt take it and jus stare at her in e eye
....i mean god she's a man.....
bet she's hairy all over too

sean was real cute and himbotic
its like whenever we talk bout somethin he'll jus spoil it ya knw
we were talkin bout dance
arun : i wanna take ballroom dancin
me : yea salsa is hot
sean : isn't tat indian guy singing hot ?

n then we talked bout ballet
me : i hate ballet cuz it makes u flat
arun : really ?
sean : [pause]...guys or girls
imagin a guy bein flat in e balls

runnie gt pissed out wit me
cuz he asked why of all countries s'pore wanna play wit aus in a sports match
me :...em...cuz...australia provides....apples ?
arun's mom was bowlin over wit laughter

after e movie we got lost in SMU
n then we walked to mac at suntec
we were talkin bout balls and penis
bout it bein hard on e outside while soft in e inside
i mean
at calm status a dick would be soft right ?
when it erects its hard
n then runn ask me a stupid question
whether vagina's are soft on e inside and hard on e outside
i mean u expect me to stuff my hand inside to feel whether its soft ?

bimboes
oh ya tat day was e 1st day at cathay cineplex for me
shut tup i knw
i hav no life
and then i thought the lifts were actually a store
after e movie
runnie started jigglin on e escalator and e guy nex to him jus stared
after tat we walked one round each floor
jus to loose him but he stilll ends up nex to run nie
hilarious