one night in tekong
Wednesday, July 11, 2007 |
now i really wished tat i was a guy
i mean i WANNA GO ARMY
its so cool
i like bein tortured [physically mind u]
i wanna sing songs
n i wan tat kind of brotherhood thing ya know
so we only had to go for one period
n then hop our asses on e bus to tekong
at e canteen
me : u knw tekong is very haunted
[start tellin stories]
me : so they put an egg on a needle to ward ghosts away
[stare at plate]
omg i jus realise i ordered a egg
......[throw egg away]
ok no one saw tat
skipped P.E cuz we thought we shd hav left be4 tat
but ended up caught anyway....
so was punished in frnt of everyone
urgh can feel e bitches group laughin at me
really wanna pluck out their eyes and feed it to the llamas
mrs tan was freakin hilarious
she wanted to giv a briefin be4 we go
but she hit e alarm button on e loudspeaker
n it jus went haywire
seconds later she sticked her tounge out loud until it drop to e floor
hahaz totally worth it
totally
left e sch bout 11.45
reached at changi harbour at 12.30
only to find out 5 min later we were at e wrong place
our request was turned down
cuz we didnt hav spare underwears
for a trip to batam by penguin boatlines
us at e harbour toilet...me and shaso we finally reached SAF harbour centre at 12.45
shalani was sea sick be4 enterin e ferry
and i gt sea sick jus be4 leavin e ferry
thanx to her shakin me around
screamin we're gonna die we're gonna die
so we all arrived in tekong
part of us were here to see sweaty hot guys
turn out e recruitment was on sept
and e only guys there were
the obese and those who failed their NAFA[whom are also obese]
....sadded
it was a gay place
every buildin had a happy colour
its reasonable cuz it brightens up their shitty day
n lights were turned on even durin e afternoon
well i can see why
e place hav so much testosterones
they can light up e whole place for 24 hr daily
accidentally push sha a bit too hard while we were playin
n she landed right in frnt of e marchin squat
oops
all e guys were friendly
....over friendly...
all jus simply deprived
everyone was smilin and wavin....and followin us for a while
those at were cleanin
those who were high up in e bunk
even those kanna pumping
kinda weird seeing a guy smile widely while goin up and down
case 1
: some fat guy was wavin frantically at us passin by
so shalani waved back
she asked me to waved too
so i did
in e end tat fat guy kanna pumpin
cool....
case 2
: two half naked indian guys were watchin us frm e bunks at level 2
so i told sha to look up
we both stared at them
when they found out bout us....they opened e window bigger
n started flexin their muscles
oooooooooooooooooo
guys r gonna hate me
but i love army food
it aint bad ya knw
lots of snacks
e biscuits were so hard
i had to rearrange my teeths after one bite
ain was e happiest
she went home wit
6 packets of soyabean drink
2 packets of chrys tea drink
around 5 packs of horlicks
and bout 3 energy bars
and bout 3 energy bars
n she stuff everythin into her back...power
we tried out e shootin range tooooooo
i only hit e target one time
...its their fault they shd hav used a better model
for e board
we were showed to e bunks too
omg guys are really gettin gayer
their beauty products stash
was around e total beauty products i used in two years
n everyone had prickly heat powder
n foot powder
all same brand some more
yea we checked
alot of them ha their GFs pictures
except for 1 guy hu pasted pictures of his dog
...mental case
bein there makes me wanna go army man
its like so fun wheeeeeeeeee
dunno wats up wit everyone tellin
us gurls to treasure their BF
cuz they are alredy tortured phy
dun torture them mentally
wateva
gurls like me would be happy to dump their BF in army
more girl time
more freedom
n when they come out
wit a smokin hot bod
u would be playin tic tac toe
on his abs all night long
me in e toilet which was originally a guys toilet