is it jus me or are guys gettin more mentally retarded
its like everywhere i sashay there're himboes
REAlly pathetic himboes
like todae
i bumped into this jerk
n his friend beside him said sorry
while e guy i banged [as in bump] jus "tsk"
HELLO
is tat guy gonna say sorry for every person he sees gettin bumped ?

and like the other day
some guy was screaming in e bus
" I"M A HAME"
wat the fuck is a hame ?
a cross breed between hairy and lame ?
i dun wanna knw

and of course felix
felix :omg somethin serious jus occured
me : wat ? zara sale ? {he loves zara}....all himboes do
felix : i saw ur pic and it is nasty....ur boobs look small
tats like a freakin crime...its nt legal ur boobs are suppose to be big

click
duh i hung up on him
wat u expect m e to do
say wow u notice ?

i love tat guys are becomin metrosexual
n i appreciate tat more gays are in town
but pls...GUYS...
get some fuckin education
nufff said


i dun knw wat to say honestly
wat started out as a great banging party
and after one person's snaps it jus went down the toilet

[jadice birthday bash]

this was prob e only party i call a party
the others were jus a big tub of bullshit filled wit balloons
its like at normal parties if one person vomits....
the party stops
the place is sealed
and paramedics would be rushin in to check if there's
black mould or some flesh-eating disease

this party wont stop even if a person vomits and dies
it was hell
and i luuurvve it
pple were chuggin and pukin
evryone was dancin
music was hot
e guys were hot
the dj was sweatin and startin to smell way up there

it was suppposed to be a b.dae bash
but it was more like
"yay i jus gt a boob job" party
its true she's a 36 c now
n e theme for e party was clean shaven
MEANS EVERYONE HAD TO SHAVE DOWN THERE
holy crap
i didnt i swear
i dun wanna walk around wit a hairless crotch and get crab infest

n i saw my ex
urgh of all places
n look at him..still e same old cheatin lying bastard of the girl guides club
his fashion sense still sux
hu e hell wears shorts to a club....
god even kelvin e nose-picker
look yummier than him
i dunno why i'm attracted to jerks
maybe cuz e only pple i attract [if i do]are wierdos

we played and drink all night
n i heard frm jie min tat a girl was able to crush a can by using her boobs
so we tried tat
and omg it hurts like an ass
n e can was still in perfect shape
i now worship tat gurl...luv her metal boobs...amen

the thing that stop me frm partyin was alex
he's interested in jadice
n she likes him and he knws
dunno y they're nt together
..kids..
he was squeezin her ass all night long
fine by me her ass is hot
n then he went to kiss n fondle some gurls boob in front of her
wtf was tat
u dun waste a gurl in front of ur date
tats bloody fuckin wrong

and alex if u're readin this
fuck you
fuck you and your acne ass all e way to california
u're a fuckin fuck fucker
u hear me..so fuck u

god i feel better
n jadice
baby i'm so so sorry
u're my baby gurl n has always been there for me
i'm sorry tat it turned out this way
so alex...screw u and ur pencil dick
i bet it has a thousands moles on it anyway


bloody pathetic i tell u.....finally after two failed attempts of organisin a beach outin we finally got to go to e beeeeach [thank u lord GOD]
e day be4 i was like WAT E HELL I"M GONNA WEAR...ooo bro's shirt..p.e.r.f.e.c.t
[nex day]
me : oooo so its rainin
lynard : yep
me : i thk i'm gonna cry now

me and nard decided to pig out at..tat paris hilton burger store [4got e name]cuz we figured we'll be e earliest
muahahaha we were right...
luv bein a gurl
u hav excuses for bein bitchy [mens]
and u hav instincts [so u can trust ur feelings men can only trust thier johnsons]

me ; sooo u wan any drink or u wan a mixture so tat we can vomit and die
nard : vomit and die
one hour later we were both huggin e toilet seats

beach was ok....
there was no sun
the water looks like puke mix wit slime
tree parts were floatin around
no hunks
jie min was countin e flabs bouncin per second on every fat guy she sees
honestly
there was hell lot of fat guys there without shirts on GOD
its like some "saint FAT day" or somethin

saw andrew and gang....couldnt stop hittin him though...c'mon andrew scares e shit out of me he's long and aneroxic...freaky

n after all tat i got sick...
my head was burnin but i felt cold my nose was runnin......
my vision was blur
its like i'm high on drugs but without e high part
we had dinner at marina bay
n we talk bout sex and bitches and intercourse
n yina and pris were sayin e aluminium changin man was cute but he look like charcoal to me.....

really gt sick after tat so went home.....
[at home in toilet bowl]
was doin my business
somethin smelled like sea water
seriously
started sniffin my shirt...panties.blah blah
ooooooooooooooo
it was my poop
CAN U BELIEVE TAT ?????
sea water poop
OMG
i feel like runnin around screamin i hav poop tat smells like sea water
but wait
..is it cuz of sea water then it smells
or...does poop smells like tat
....which means sea water smells like sea water cuz there's poop in it
[shivers]

here's e pic of pris present..a custom made bear oooo
wasnt smilin cuz i felt sick haha


e night safari wasnt tat great....honestly
c'mon a freakin soda is like a freakin 4 bucks...i rather they shoot me instead

ok lets jus cut e crap e main reason i was bored was cuz i wasn't myself
hell i dunno if i was REALLY there

wit moi partners in crime i'll be like runnin around chasin e monkeys butts
but wit my booo's frenz
its jus impossible

i mean i'm like vintage and they're urban
they speak chinese and dialects i speak bimbo language...u knw every sentence ends wit a ? mark
like see ?

its nt like i dun wanna fit in....i find it like wats the point...changin ur own style jus to fit in is rubbish....and i've been doin tat for e past years
n its gonna stop

u knw its funny...i've been wit my boo for 3 years now....n he doesnt know e real me....at e N.S i chered for a guy when he held e snake cuz tats wat i do i'm retarded
n he was stun for e whole day and he said "why did u act like tat"

OMG he was jealous ? i cant believe this....3yrs and he was bein wit an illusion
this has to stop
n it will
i hav to show e true me
rather he accepts or not
tat is e question
i cant keep livin like this nymore
i dun wanna be alone nymore



oOOk i'm like goin to e night safari
wit my boo and his frenz in 20 min time and i'm jus sittin here writin moi blog
i dunno i jus cant fit it....
i mean like i've been waitin to go to e NS for a frekin long time
but its like i'm nt excited
HOW CAN I BE EXCITED? its like i dun fit in e gang
....they're ah lians and bengs and i'm like a fruit nut....
we dun get along....at all
its like yesterdae....we went out to play pool and i'm like cool
...clap taught me [somehow] how ta play
but in e end...i jus freaked out i mean i jus dun wanna get involve
........................urgh god i sound like a pussy


?
cold was the rain today
as i stood there beside u
my feet were frozen my lips tasteless
but all u see was her
tat cold poised body lyin on e sofa
in her warm n cozy room
can she nt feel it ?
can she nt hear it ?
the sound of his heartbreakin
the moans of the trees who felt pity on this man
this man...who fell in love
yes..he was ordinary
he wasnt of royal status or blood
he roams streets nt palaces
chess is but a name to him
...but his love is dear
so dear

as u now tear e papers of luv given to u
in hope of u noticin him
cant u hear it now?
his weepin heart
which only bleeds for u
he was askin why ?
why cant u see him there ?
and he asked me wat shd a man do

of course i said nothin
she cant feel for u as u cant feel others

cuz i'm right nex to u
but cant u see me hurtin


god i never knew i was such a bimbo {seriously}
ok it wasnt a date....jus watchin a movie wit a guy who hav no other choice but to hang out wit moi [its really e truth how retarded is tat ?]

firstly : bimbotic me was late....hell i was 1/2 late.....me n my vain behind
urgh n we had like 2 hrs free time
so it was like...wat the fook are we suppose to do [at marina square btw]

pool

ok honestly i hate pool....cuz whenever i hold e stick somethin bad come off it
like e time at darrens yrs ago

• i poke e security guard's behind while attemptin to aim
• i broke e head lights when i raised e stick...nt my fault those lights are freakin low
• n my stick gt stolen cuz a punk needed it for a roll

but mostly e case was...WHY R E CUES SO FREKIN LONG DAMN THEY"RE TALLER THAN ME BY 5 INCES

ok wateva he paid so i'm like...yea go for it this is e day u're proclaimed idiot of s'pore

ok so he taught me basics......[like i'll understand urgh]

ok....oops missed e ball....oops hit e lights again

oops i was starin at the butt crack of e fat ass nex door

yay i lost 0-3 0-3 0-6 hahahahahz

choc fondoe

wow i'm eatin choc covered stuff ooooooooooo

keep thinkin of ann though and her fooodie foooodie

[brought back painful memories]

1st step ; poked e strawberry...dip it inside in choc

2nd step ; shit dropped it inside...argh cant dig it out

3rd step ; got it....now i'm drippin choc all over e table

4.5.6.7....step ; tried coverin e spots....ooo the ashtray PERFECT

shrek 3 was alright though.....nothin special

after tat we hang out at e top of e esplanade....coooool view

ooo u knw those boatrides...e one tat takes u to many places and back

......ya i didnt sit it too late man......clap wanted to go to uncle ringo wit moi but i chickened out....face it i'm nt the 1 to 1 kind of gurl

i'm like e one hoppin frm pple to pple...its like grp sex

...ok tat sounded wrong...nyways night night

moi and SH*