Reminiscing

the three stooges again

Saturday, July 07, 2007 |

me and stewie

the day before i was like in a mess

cuz we planned to go out bowlin n hang out til past 12

n then runie said he got a weddin to go

i hate s'pore weddin

its so traditional...no farts , booze or a personal dj...or even a dance floor

there isn't even a bachaelor party

stinks

wanna marry a italian....or jap...or maybe some latin dude

so i msg yina sayin i've got a huge prob

n then she was all panicky sayin wat happen

so i jus asked whether shd i go to dinner at malaysia

wit my parents or jus shop alone after runie left

i might meet my true luv at e dinner i dun knw

...seriously i didnt expect her to reply

if it was me i wont reply

BUT ITS TRUE

unable to shop is.....a disaster

its horrible...its like the end of days

yea luv tat movie...arnold was hot

luv u nana

miss ur boobs

poke...weeeeeeeeee

nyways runie didnt scoot away so it didnt matter

AND HE WAS LATE....AGAIN

tat bloody chicken ass was late

n u knw wat he msg me ?

i quote at 8.10 in e mornin

: ok.butts,stand attention

we shall assemble at 2

do not be late or your

ass would be turned flat

i dun get why pple hu stay e nearest to e meetin point

always arrive late...the wankers

earlier i was havin this erotic dream

bout this tan rich jap guy

oooooooooooooooo kinky...SPANk me

we planned to bowl but it was full [marina bay]

didnt play pool too cuz i had a seizure wit e low lights

so we jus shop

it was e 1st time i went to ZARA

i kw i'm pathetic SHUT UP

it looks nicer wit my long hair but it will do

i was so happy evertime i open e plastic bag

i'll jus burst out laughin like stewie [ family guy...go watch]

prob around 20 times

after goin to PS to buy sean's plastic penguin shaped portable fans

we went to far east for my hair cut [^_________________________________________^]

it was gorgeous

first time in my life i love myself

i guess wat runie said was true

good hairdressers hurt bad

durin e cut

while combin my hair she accidentally poke it in my mouth { e comb }

while cuttin my hair horizontally

she poke e scissors into my scalp

pain man...........

cant see prp though

ok e same thing happened to runnie at cine

i asked him to sms his..friend wat he thks of his ass

n then runnie shouted out loud tat he's still a virgin

e guy in front of us wit his girl jus turn around n stare

DEF GAY

ooooooo the guy tat works at addidas at wheelock is hot...but he gt a gurl awwwwwwww

nyways i'm through wit relationships

after 4 ex...i'm jus bored wit it

i'm fine wit dates though

we camp at sean's house afterwards

luv his house

very stylish

luv his fat hamster tooooooooo

dare'nt hold them

cuz e last time i did they peed on me

we left like around 10.30 so sean could do his wankin

how can guys wank more than 5 min

wouldnt e skin tear or somethin ?

odd.....

or maybe they jus pump at grandma speed

oooooooooooooooo

luv hangin out wit runnie and sean

cuz everytime some bimbotic thing will happen

n it totally makes my shitty day

feel so pampered

bein escoted by two fashion advisors

TOTALLY LOVE MY LIFE NOW