pananada
Sunday, May 25, 2008 | 0 comments

holy hell
jus read e news
n to those out there who really cares too
the pandas are safe
all 60 of them who were held in the local reserves
were unaffected in the sichuan earthquake
thanks be to god n his family
such a relief man

got e news frm msn news
which inspired me a lot
i mean i jus added somethin to my be4 i die list
i wanna go to china
n hug a panda
at least once
be4 e species die off
or maybe jus pat his head
cuz i heard they were sensitive creatures

the world is dying
better to spend all your money now
then save it
cuz u never knw whether there's a future

chatted wit nikki on fri
n we both agreed tat if
today was the day the world ends
we would rather sit through it
then commit suicide
..unless we all turn crazy
n start eating each another
then suicidin would be e best measurement for us


Sunday, May 25, 2008 | 0 comments

i'm pissed
my com has bloody loads of viruses
n i dun knw why
does anyone knw a com expert ??
i need help wit my wires n stuff
last time e bugs took away my internet
now it ate EVERYTHING !!!!
all tats left was e background pic
god i hate technology

thk god my bro brought e laptop back

of course it wasnt so bad
then tat time i lit the stove on fire
actually it was jus my sauce [last month i guess]
was heatin up my pasta sauce
n i totally forgot about it
nex moment
the house smelt like roasted duck
me : holy crap , mercy me !
LORDY LORDY LORDY
max: turn the flame off
turn it off !!
call homeland security,
, national guards,
men in black !!
i can nvr be a goodhouse wife
guess tats y i gotta hav a rich husband wit 3 maids in tow
oh ya nothin happened btw
jus....black sauce
went out aftertat
swear my hair smelt like fried marshmallows
but melvin sean n runie didnt notice
so i guess it was fine
holidays r here
n my butt still feels sore
its studyin all day la
wats e diff ?
n i hav absolutely no clue
bout chinese n management
not like i care
but its neeeded in A's
cant wait to get into uni urgh...
oh ya
sweetie's bringin me to e zoo nex week
like finally !!!
YAY!!!!!
hohoho
funny thing is he seem more hyper than me
to see e penguins
n he really really wanna ride
grey the elephant [thk tats his name]
wateva man
dun mind ridin it rounds
but once it opens the runway
n let out torpedos
i'm runnin the opposite direction....


swingin on the tails of destiny
Thursday, May 15, 2008 | 0 comments

was a horrible week
didnt sleep for like a month
n it was so so bad
sweetie said i looked fat FAT I SAY
couldnt take it
n i jus cried today in sch
so much stress
so little time
i jus cant hold it in anymore
...
n then i snored in e sickbay
durin acc lesson hoho
i love the cushions there
thk its frm IKEA
...hmmm
might wana get one of those someday

nyways GP exam tmr
n i'm so screwed
sat got my 1st hockey match at boon lay
n i'm shittin my pants
OMG
bloody scared la
hope my stick wont fly til e end of pakistan
haiz

haha e best part
mdm watee : k gurls u r gonna wear e sch's jersheys on sat
us : YAY
mdm watee : ......its on loan....u hav to bring back e shirts on tue
us : WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I LOVE CUPCAKES


northen star
Thursday, May 08, 2008 | 0 comments

n then i jus
started crying
in the dark again


tattoos on a spleen
Monday, May 05, 2008 | 0 comments

its mon again
oh the blues of bein in sch
was still damn pissed bout sat
had hockey trainin at delta
so was restin near home
at e ground floor of hdb blk 210
my stick was on e ground

n then this fat cat went to sit on my stick
WTH WTH !!!
its fat furry ass was on my stick
ON MY STICK I SAY

me : hey hey hey
cat : [ignores]
me : shoooooooooooo
cat : [stares up]
my bro : maybe u hav to rub his belly then he'll go away
cat : meowwww....
so we sat there for 10 min
n then the bloody cat fell asleep
...on my stick....
so we tried draggin the stick
but her ass was too fat
so she didnt move
got fed up so i yanked the stick
....n then the cat got pissed n ran away...
i think i better bleach my stick or somethin
might hav dengue or cat flu or somethin....
damn it...why me ???
nyways sch was boring
spent 2 periods in GP writin one question YAY
met an old friend in e mornin
n he certainly made my day
i actually forget bout it
cuz it didnt concern me
so i should jus stay out of it
but wat he said really ticks me off
its nt the misjudgement tat angers me
its the trust
bein friends for more than a year
even if we werent close
wat i am or wat kind of person i am
u shd know better than anybody else
n the funny thing was
he whom is someone so distant frm me
actually knows me more than u
it really feels like an insult somehow....
but urgh...jus gonna let it go....


killing me softly
Monday, May 05, 2008 | 0 comments

YES I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
i haven been updatin in dynasties
life is screwed
always has been n always will be
sad life
...haiz.....

ok so jus to summarise


mon :

watch e forbidden kingdom wit my sweet
was LMAO throughout e show
its like some kiddy show
wit chinese pple wit ang moh slang = WTF
i love e part
when jackie chan was lying sick on e bed



monk : we can't do anythin


he will die.......


i'll send a walking monk to the temple


jackie chan : [wakes up] .....don't u hav a runnin monk ?




omg tat was worth the ticket


btw its in eng so u non-chi-na pple can watch it tooo




tue and wed :




i forgot where in mumbai was i....




thurs :




ITS LABOUR DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY


HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUNIE


18 years old n still no hair


whohoooo !!!


was shoppin for his present


walked e whole of orchard wit sandy


while e bloody guys were playin LAN


wat the hells so fun bout DOTA ?


i swear i wanted


to strangle all of them


when they stood us up for 45 mins


...assholes.....




fri :


sports heats YAY

the sight of long lean legs in the air

the smell of sweat fills the atmosphere

n the fainting of pple left n right

damn it was a hell of a day

sweetie fainted after runnin 3000m

so i did the bollywood thing

ran across e stadium waving my arms around

shouting "first aid FIRST AID "

so carried him to e sick bay [stretcher like duh]

n e first words he said when he awoke was " i hungry lets go eat "'

wth.....so was literally bangin the pillow on his head