bloody pathetic i tell u.....finally after two failed attempts of organisin a beach outin we finally got to go to e beeeeach [thank u lord GOD]
e day be4 i was like WAT E HELL I"M GONNA WEAR...ooo bro's shirt..p.e.r.f.e.c.t
[nex day]
me : oooo so its rainin
lynard : yep
me : i thk i'm gonna cry now

me and nard decided to pig out at..tat paris hilton burger store [4got e name]cuz we figured we'll be e earliest
muahahaha we were right...
luv bein a gurl
u hav excuses for bein bitchy [mens]
and u hav instincts [so u can trust ur feelings men can only trust thier johnsons]

me ; sooo u wan any drink or u wan a mixture so tat we can vomit and die
nard : vomit and die
one hour later we were both huggin e toilet seats

beach was ok....
there was no sun
the water looks like puke mix wit slime
tree parts were floatin around
no hunks
jie min was countin e flabs bouncin per second on every fat guy she sees
honestly
there was hell lot of fat guys there without shirts on GOD
its like some "saint FAT day" or somethin

saw andrew and gang....couldnt stop hittin him though...c'mon andrew scares e shit out of me he's long and aneroxic...freaky

n after all tat i got sick...
my head was burnin but i felt cold my nose was runnin......
my vision was blur
its like i'm high on drugs but without e high part
we had dinner at marina bay
n we talk bout sex and bitches and intercourse
n yina and pris were sayin e aluminium changin man was cute but he look like charcoal to me.....

really gt sick after tat so went home.....
[at home in toilet bowl]
was doin my business
somethin smelled like sea water
seriously
started sniffin my shirt...panties.blah blah
ooooooooooooooo
it was my poop
CAN U BELIEVE TAT ?????
sea water poop
OMG
i feel like runnin around screamin i hav poop tat smells like sea water
but wait
..is it cuz of sea water then it smells
or...does poop smells like tat
....which means sea water smells like sea water cuz there's poop in it
[shivers]

here's e pic of pris present..a custom made bear oooo
wasnt smilin cuz i felt sick haha