kl bonanzaaaaaaaaa
Saturday, March 15, 2008 |
things i bought
things he bought
our stuff combined
us at e hotel
ok so am back frm kl
wheeee
was bloody weird at first
cuz everyone chickened out
so it was only e 2 of us goin
seem like some sort
of cheapskate honeymoon to me
brahahaha
bluff my parents
sayin it was
some sch hockey trip
i am so sorry
had to lie
cuz normally
they wont even let me
see e daylight frm malaysia
on my own
so was packin my bag
..em u knw normally parents
will worry bout u forgettin somethin
[like duh]
so was expectin dad to ask whether
i hav my passport n wallat....but...
dad : gt check everythin
me : ya
dad : gt toothbrush ?
me : yes
dad : got underwear ?
me : wat ?
dad : gt bring undergarments , sanitary pad a not ?
wat if suddenly ur menses come then u stuck how ?
i dun knw there cheaper or same price...
...[mental headslap]
so was there for like 4 days 3 nights
it was my 1st time
in KL
so u can imagine
me screamin n hoppin frm
shoppin centre to shoppin centre
honestly
e hotel SUXXXXXXXXXXX
like wtf
we had a SUPERIOR ROOM
n everythin was falling apart
was takin a shower
n then e knob came off
wtf
at least it has a view
THANK GOD
honestly it was scary
bein only 2 pple there
traffic suxxxx
pple cross streets
whether its green yellow or red
whether its a truck , car ,lorry ,elephant or mango
they cross without
givin a shit bout their lives
...
n ohya
nt to be
racist
but everybloody
taxi driver is INDIAN
is great
i mean they speak eng so its a relief
but they bloody hell all
LOOK THE SAME
on e 3rd day
we were at sunway lagoon
we had e same taxi driver as be4
cuz he givs a good price
n he's NIIIIICE hoho
but e prob was
everyone looked like him
wtf
so u can imagine us
lookin into
each n every taxi
like dogs scoutin squirrels
wanted to shout
" DEY WHERE IN MUMBAI IS MY TAXI DRIVER"
but i'll get stoned to death
so ya....
didnt take ny pics
cuz was too busy
shoppin my butts out
i looooooove e shoppin centre
tat has e indooe theme park
didnt ride it
cuz j.t was afraid of heights haha
nex time then
i was scared shitless
cuz u knw u hear stories bout kl all e time
like recently
some guy got his taxi hijacked
n was tied to a rubber tree naked
kinky i knw
but aint a pretty sight
so was like some auntie
huggin my bag in frnt
glarin at pple
givin tat
"i hav mace in e bag dun tempt me to burn ur eyes out"
haha i'm freaky
but there were probs
where pple
couldnt understand us
they all spoke malay
so most of e time
we were like
ya ya ya ya ya
we figured if we jus agree they would be happy hoho
but when payin items
we had to use sign languages
its like being a freakin MIME
jus only tat we're brown
instead of white
....
spent like 1000 rm
he spent bout 800 rm
its e cab fare
they go by prices rather than meter
so a trip to e shoppin centre was like 15 rm
trip to sunway lagoon nback was 70 rm
haiz
i luv s'pore
....
saw this piece of crap
on e way back to s'pore
holy crap someone really drives this
it looks much worst upfront
its like it jus came back frm e junk yard