club no entry
Monday, February 18, 2008 |


us be4 e party


clubbin on sat night was

hot

hot hot
hot hot hot

hot hot hot hot
hot hot hot hot hot hot

whew

fannin in progress*

2 days aft e party

n i'm still hungover

yay

i'm burnin all over

mmmmmmm

i love it

met runie sean and nikki at 8

we waddled all e way to somerset

...n then we gt lost

darn u runie



runie : i knw e way follow me

[we walked across the street]

runie : ok now we're lost

[mental headslap]


thank god

marcus the condom

let us there

to ZOUK

but then we got rejected

sad life of underage ppple

sian...

so we head to

TANJONG PAGAR

n headed to REDZ

its a ktv bar

n it was empty YAY

so we screwed around

played pool

sang our butts out

n drank a whole jug of vodka

while waitin for

jeff n louis



runie meditatin tryin to make e ball fly wheeeeeeeeeee

so we made our way to

TANTRIC

oh yea

the music was HOT

the pple were HOT HOT

n the drinks were HOT HOT HOT

we had e most ex drink in e house

its called BLUE SPIN

it is a fuckin MONSTER

one gulp n my throat was burnin

if i finish e drink

i'll be doin e conga on e table

nt like nyone would care

but...

i like my modesty

so we did e

dirty dancing

the drinkin

the ooglin

n then we went outside

sat at e stones
jus below e "no entry sign" for cars

n then this

huge bunch of pple

came to us

n said

"u guys hav the best seats in the house

lets join u "

so we establish

e new bar

called NO ENTRY

n J quoted " its only where e hot pple belong"

HOHOHO

yessssssssssssssa



so we made

21 new frenz tat night

hahahaz

i loved it

we gt shocked at J*

he was e most friendliest in e bunch

like duh

cuz he is a superstar on channel 8


me : its sad cuz there r loads of gay pretty guys out there

him : oh sweetie u jus need to giv them

a viagra pill n they'll do u

last time in aus

i had half a viagra pill

n i fucked samantha


samantha : ya he tells everyone tat


me n nikki : ooooooooooooooooooo


jonathan : so how old are u guys
j* : they cant be older than 18
cuz look at her breasts
they're still perky
[points at me]


dotz.............haha

mark was freaky [some ang moh dude]
he was e first to get drunk
his whole face was red
n he kept drinkin
n he said i was hot
in the group picture
so i'm like
ok he mus be some
ang moh who like to hav fun around [tourist type]
n then they told us
he was a lecturer
at NTU
n is featured on CHANNEL NEWS ASIA
...
i also spilled my drink
....




anyways
it was a wild night
reached home at 4 am
n i loved it
this is the life i wan

happy n carefree

i love dancin
love the booz
love the pple
love the night life
goin again on march to ZOUK
YAY
part of e big group at NO ENTRY
i knw it aint a flatterin pic of me
but its wit e hunks man