i fell in luv wit the dj
Saturday, March 29, 2008 |
ook i'm sorry i didnt update
for a whole week
cuz my comms spoiled
...again...
urgh someone giv me a laptop !!!
was like online
n dis pretty green lines started appearin on e screen
n i was like ..ooooo preeeeetty !!
then e screen turned black
........................
.....damn it.....
was a fucked up week
had e vaginal infection thing again
note : guys pls do not read furthur ,
unless u're really curious or '
u suffer frm contagious pervertivness
due to excessive incontrollable horny hormones
ok i had dis infection
in jan
n now it relapsed again
it jus hurtz when i pee
n lately there's like blood wit it
freakin horrifying man...
so went to e doctors
n i jus hav to wonder
WHY ARE ALL DOCTORS GAY N MARRIED ????
its bloody disgustin lah
if u guys see me around
i'll react how they talked to me in e clinic
i swear to u its bloody hilarious...n traumatisin
in jan
n now it relapsed again
it jus hurtz when i pee
n lately there's like blood wit it
freakin horrifying man...
so went to e doctors
n i jus hav to wonder
WHY ARE ALL DOCTORS GAY N MARRIED ????
its bloody disgustin lah
if u guys see me around
i'll react how they talked to me in e clinic
i swear to u its bloody hilarious...n traumatisin
doc : it might be a serious infection so
do u want to take e test ?
me : em ok
doc : its $51
so u wan to take e test ?
me : em its ok nex time then
doc : u sure u dun wan to take e test ?
[aft 3 min]
doc : u sure u dun wan the test ?
[be4 i left]
doc : u sure u dun wan take the test ?
do u want to take e test ?
me : em ok
doc : its $51
so u wan to take e test ?
me : em its ok nex time then
doc : u sure u dun wan to take e test ?
[aft 3 min]
doc : u sure u dun wan the test ?
[be4 i left]
doc : u sure u dun wan take the test ?
he was like a freakin broken record
i swear i wanted
to inject him wit detergent
in the butt
uurgh...
...n guess wat.....
my condition gt worse aft seeing him....god....
so went back again on tue
it was a diff doc [thank u LORD]
but had another injection
3X e amt as last time
n it was in e butt
was screamin like a horse
it hurts like hell
the doc was real amused [maybe cuz i was biting e pillow too hard]
i feel so traumatised now
i'm havin dis kind of probs
even without sex
i feel like
i dun wanna hav sex EVER in my whole entire life
I WANNA BE ABSTINENT !!!!!
can imagine in future
i'll be forcin my partner
to sign an agreement
like this :
dear beloved partner
pls agree to this be4 intercourse
thank u n hav a nice hump...
omg....
i'll be more afraid if he actually agrees to tat
haiz
i wanna be 18.....
i swear i wanted
to inject him wit detergent
in the butt
uurgh...
...n guess wat.....
my condition gt worse aft seeing him....god....
so went back again on tue
it was a diff doc [thank u LORD]
but had another injection
3X e amt as last time
n it was in e butt
was screamin like a horse
it hurts like hell
the doc was real amused [maybe cuz i was biting e pillow too hard]
i feel so traumatised now
i'm havin dis kind of probs
even without sex
i feel like
i dun wanna hav sex EVER in my whole entire life
I WANNA BE ABSTINENT !!!!!
can imagine in future
i'll be forcin my partner
to sign an agreement
like this :
dear beloved partner
pls agree to this be4 intercourse
- i will go for all std / blood / aids / diabetes / brain / heart tests be4 intercourse
- i will bikini wax before intercourse
- i will always wear a condom with lubricants n antiseptics n anti-infectious killing diseases lotion
thank u n hav a nice hump...
omg....
i'll be more afraid if he actually agrees to tat
haiz
i wanna be 18.....