slippin through the ice
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 |
am so bored of work
all i do is fold clothes
n entertain aunties all day
n they always hav to ask
"r u malay or chinese ?"
some bald white guy even came up to me
n ask whether i was irish
n i smiled back sayin i was porturecan
[dunno howta spell...]
was real lethagic todae aft e incident
these 2 construction workers
came n bought t-shirts
1 of them gt tired of
walkin to e fitting room
he jus stripped in frnt of me...
n he was hairy
god his chest looks like a rug
i mean i'm a fan of bush
but this is overkill
n there is this like black spots
under his nipple
it was so....eye catchin...
i couldnt em let it go...unnoticed....
e worst part was :
guy : xiao mei sorry ah we like very troublesome
me : its ok...no hair....em...problem at all...
when he left
i did deep breathings
in e store room
justin thought i was
in the midst of unfavoured pregnancy
was shoppin yesterday wit kat n bileng
ate at sakae
chilled at starbucks
shopped at cottonon
shopped at diva / bugis street
slacked at pasir ris beach
god i'm still shagged..
n i lost my bangle again
shit shit shit...
needa drag my gigantic rear
to tampines again
haiz...
runie n kat were
discussin how many drinks
they needed to get high
well diff case for me
giv me a cup n i'll pass out
i cant drink for nutz
a yr back
went drinkin wit ex n frenz
had a few sips of vodka
n i started huggin the lamppost
n scratchin e grass at e same time
wasnt drunk but was high at tat time
ex : hell are u drunk ?
me : u look so preeeeeeeeeeetttty
god must hav cast u off tat fluffy blue cloud
on this stinkin piece of shithole called earth
so u could sing wit the
birds n the bees
n prance along wit the tulips
n dolphins in the sea....
[p.s...i rmb wat i said cuz he actually taped it down..]
so nex thing i knw
i was sleeepin on top of e 7-11 freezer til morn..
darn i miss e good old times
.....i wanna eat roses...