alone in a room full of pple
Monday, October 15, 2007 |




back frm malaysia

n we're mortified

[aint ever goin back there again....for a day]

ok e drainage system sux

was flooded everwhere

dad was sayin[sarcastically] how lucky i was

tat we hav a car or else i'll drown

in this knee-depth water

............EVIL FATHER EVIL I SAY...........[i'm nt tat short]


bought hell lots of pirated disc ooooo

ever since my bro went off

to uni my dad had to find

a new source for porn

so yep thanx to him we bought a total

of 197 RM worth of disc [whooooohoooooooooo]


AND I'M GOIN TO DISNEYLAND YAAAAAAAAY

dad's bringin us to hongkong for hol

oh yeah ROCK ON DADDY

but max might nt be free

so i'll be alone....no offense but

i kinda pity single-child pple

wont it be bored bein alone ?

lke u cant team up wit ur other half to steal ur mom's purse

or hav someone cover ur back when u're

out slackin wit dudes ?


ate seafood again n then this

giant rat [i swear its HUGE...its a size of a kitten]

ran between my legs.....

[freaky....i skipped a heartbeat]


oh yea my dad raced home cuz

there's somethin wrong wit e car

so he parked behind this yellow car

tat was reversing

n then he jus langa my dad's car [it was jus a bump]

so they both got out

n started shoutin hokkien vulgarities

[didnt understand but i knew it was vulgarities cuz i saw my dad gav e finger]

...

aft few mins e driver started sayin sorry

n my dad accepted it....

tats when some idiot came out

of e car n started scoldin my dad
sayin he see no damages to the car....
tats when i gt pissed n got out of e car
he took a glance at me
n scurry back to e car
[oooooooo nice to knw i can be intimidatin at times]
e driver said sorry again
sayin tat his nephew [e loser] is drunk
cuz his girlfriend left him
so he's very kukoo now
...
THANK HEAVENS SHE LEFT HIM
bet she's havin e time of her life partying at hawaii right now
urgh sch's starts tmr
gonna bring my darlin bag tmr hohoho
all e best for promos pple
...lets all pray we'll be together...forever...
its digustin....its a total challange
i won't lose again...